Here is VoiceMail #2 from my mom, apparently my aunt and cousin saw this picture on my Facebook and were ‘concerned’ ha ha!! :)

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Here is VoiceMail #1 from my mom, apparently my aunt and cousin saw this picture on my Facebook and were ‘concerned’ ha ha!! :)

Click Here for Voicemail #2

The sad thing is I was 100% honest with my answers! I need help ha ha!

Disorder | Rating

Paranoid | Very High

Schizoid | Moderate

Schizotypal | Very High

Antisocial | High

Borderline | Moderate

Histrionic | High

Narcissistic | High

Avoidant Very | High

Dependent | High

Obsessive-Compulsive | High

Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

During this lovely 4 day weekend there was a day we call ‘Black Friday’ the day after Thanksgiving where there are some incredible sales, and people get up during the first hours of the morning to line up outside of stores, so they can have first pick at these deeply discounted item.  Most of these people as you can assume are crazy.  Well guess what, I am one of those people.  I didn’t go to sleep that night,  even though I was super tired, turkey does that to ya, but I knew no sleep at all was better than the two or three hours I would get.  So I stayed up, doing who knows what :). Anyways, we were scheduled to leave at 3:00 AM, I was to be at my mom’s at 2:30.  I got all dressed in warm clothes cause it was like 28 degrees outside, and I would have frozen to death!

Our destination was Kohl’s, now I am not a big fan of this store, but my mom was wanting to go, she had a huge list of things she wanted.  She actually had a map drawn up showing where each one of us was supposed to go, we were ordered to grab as many of the items we were assigned to as possible, and she said we would sort through it all later and she would decide what she wanted.

So we left our house at like 2:45 and  arrived at about 3:00, well the store didn’t  open their doors until 4, so ya, this meant standing outside in the freezing cold for an hour.  It was torture, I was standing there dancing around listening to La Roux, trying to keep warm, continually looking at my phone counting down the minutes.   Finally it is getting close, ten minutes to go, we are like 20 people back in line which is pretty good.  But all of the sudden  people start gathering in front of the store, not in the line, just in front of the store.  I know exactly what their plan is, they plan to see the door open and just shove themselves in.  Well guess what, I’m not going to wait an hour in the freezing cold, just to watch some idiot get out of their car and walk in before me.  So the countdown has stopped, I see the worker come to the door, they slide it open, people from the line begin filing in, and the people off the the side start sneaking in, we all start screaming at them, well I know this is not enough, so I lock my sights on a lady wearing a yellow hoodie, about to sneak in through the crack, I begin screaming like a warrior, and get out of line and run to the front where she is walking in, I put my hands out in front of me and…..BAM……slam her square in the back, she stumbles to the ground, adrenaline is running through my veins as I see her crumble. As she falls I yell “back of the line” then run back of to my spot in line.  She doesn’t listen, but I can only hope I kinked here neck or something!!  Everyone in my family thought this was amazing, and they couldn’t believe I did that, actually I couldn’t even believe I did it! I have never done that to someone I didn’t know. But I was not about to wait in an hour in the cold and then just watch that happen.

Anyways, it turns out they were so well stocked that they really didn’t run out of any of the items we needed, so we could have slept in and still got the stuff, but it is kind of a rush not sleeping and going into survivor mode all for a little micro fleece blanket!!

That’s my ‘Black Friday’ story! Tell me yours!!

Hope you all had a wonderful weekend!

Good thing is, I slept well, I woke up on my own 45 mins before my alarm! Bad thing is I woke up feeling that there was a bad guy in my house, so I got up, went to my door, which was locked with a stuck between my dresser and my door, I listened through it, then I removed the stick(scared to death), cracked my door, heard something, so I shut it and put the stick back. Then I looked at my phone, I decided I had to get ready, so I got all my stuff, cracked my door, ran to the bathroom slammed the doors, and locked them quickly! I turned on my music for like two second heard something, muted it, then started again, I turned it up all the way so I couldn’t hear anything, then I got down to wash my hair in the tub, but kept looking back to make sure no one had picked the lock and snuck in to kill me, anyways I finished that, and finished getting ready, it is 8:43 now(two mins before I have to leave) I open the door, my brother’s room is right across from the bathroom, his door is slightly cracked so I kick it open to make sure no one is in there. I hear something downstairs, 8:44 I have to go, I get to the edge of the stairs, I see a shadow and hear moving around, I’m like dying now, I feel like I’m gonna throw up. I start thinking of my first and last karate class, hoping that elbow jab I learned will at least give me time to get to my car and make a run for it. I don’t have any weapons upstairs except a mini pocket knife my aunt gave me last time she was here, and the knife is as sharp as a butter knife. I think maybe it’s just a shadow from the tree outside, so I sneak down a few stairs to where I can see the TV’s reflection in our living room, then the tv turns on, I’m like it must be someone I know, a killer wouldn’t do that, sure enough it was my effing brother. But my instincts were right, it was a bad guy. Oh and then he had the nerve to ask me for an effing Pop Tart, I said no! PS: The reason I didn’t continue karate is because it freaking hurts! If I wanted to pay for pain I would pay someone to put me in the hospital so I could at least miss work for a while!